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2:11am July 26, 2014
thegeek531:

All of this.

thegeek531:

All of this.

10:48pm July 25, 2014

braingremlin:

stitchkin:

wow dad you restrict your trans teenagers computer use which they in a very high degree use to vent about their oppression and find like minded because you chose to raise them in the worst possible city when it comes to lgbtq stuff

and then you get mad and call them a computer addict when they get annoyed

i wonder why

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does yr father know about this tho

10:44pm July 25, 2014

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

9:49pm July 25, 2014
divinedingo:

Omg

divinedingo:

Omg

7:38pm July 25, 2014

simplysouthernxo:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

onyasideburnss:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

I wish to have love like this.

I am shedding tears

God I love old people

5:28pm July 25, 2014

Reblog if you’re over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.

laugh-addict:

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3:26pm July 25, 2014
3:17pm July 25, 2014
crystalwish4:

mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”


Go Harry Potter! But quick question, does Superwholock count as one fandom? If so, I don’t see how potterheads can win.

There’s an entire generation raised on Harry Potter. Of course it’s going to win.

crystalwish4:

mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 

see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

Go Harry Potter! But quick question, does Superwholock count as one fandom? If so, I don’t see how potterheads can win.

There’s an entire generation raised on Harry Potter. Of course it’s going to win.

3:17pm July 25, 2014
1:44am July 25, 2014
mischievouschaos:

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!


alright you roasted shits listen up

guess how much of this is wrong.

the FIRST GODDAMN CLUE HERE THAT SOMETHING WAS UP IS THE FUCKING FACT THAT YOU SPELLED SHAKESPEARE WRONG.

YOU UNCULTURED FESTERING TROGLODYTE, CAN YOU NOT BOTHER WITH A SIMPLE FACT CHECK? IT’S NOT THAT HARD, THERE’S BEEN THIS HANDY DANDY LITTLE INVENTION CALLED GOOGLE THAT MAKES LIFE A HELL OF A LOT EASIER, SO I SUGGEST YOU TAKE YOUR PASTY ENLIGHTENED ASS OVER THERE BEFORE CONTINUING FURTHER.

NEXT, BECAUSE AFTER ALL THIS I DID A LITTLE DIGGING. YOU SEE, MY LITTLE MAGGOTS, I AM A SHAKESPEARE GEEK OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE, AND ANY SHAKESPEARE FAN WOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THAT THIS IS NOTHING SOMETHING SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE SAID IN HIS GODDAMN VERNACULAR. UMBRELLAS WEREN’T EVEN IN USE, THE POOR FESTERING DICK WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS WRITTEN BY HIM OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO PASS 9TH GRADE HISTORY.

CONTINUING THIS FUCKING MESS, THE ORIGINAL POEM IS BY QUAZZIRAH SYEIKH ARIFFIN, A TURKISH POET. THE TRANSLATION IS EASY TO FIND WITH PREVIOUSLY FUCKING MENTIONED WONDER OF HUMANITY GOOGLE. SIDE NOTE TO THIS, IT SEEMS BOB MARELY ALSO MAY HAVE QUOTED THIS. GOOD FOR FUCKING HIM IF HE DID. YOU WANT TO BE POETIC AND SHIT AND HAVE YOUR FANCY ASS QUOTES GO RIGHT ON AHEAD 

BUT 
DO NOT
FUCK
WITH MY SHAKESPEARE

mischievouschaos:

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

alright you roasted shits listen up

guess how much of this is wrong.

the FIRST GODDAMN CLUE HERE THAT SOMETHING WAS UP IS THE FUCKING FACT THAT YOU SPELLED SHAKESPEARE WRONG.

YOU UNCULTURED FESTERING TROGLODYTE, CAN YOU NOT BOTHER WITH A SIMPLE FACT CHECK? IT’S NOT THAT HARD, THERE’S BEEN THIS HANDY DANDY LITTLE INVENTION CALLED GOOGLE THAT MAKES LIFE A HELL OF A LOT EASIER, SO I SUGGEST YOU TAKE YOUR PASTY ENLIGHTENED ASS OVER THERE BEFORE CONTINUING FURTHER.

NEXT, BECAUSE AFTER ALL THIS I DID A LITTLE DIGGING. YOU SEE, MY LITTLE MAGGOTS, I AM A SHAKESPEARE GEEK OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE, AND ANY SHAKESPEARE FAN WOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THAT THIS IS NOTHING SOMETHING SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE SAID IN HIS GODDAMN VERNACULAR. UMBRELLAS WEREN’T EVEN IN USE, THE POOR FESTERING DICK WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS WRITTEN BY HIM OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO PASS 9TH GRADE HISTORY.

CONTINUING THIS FUCKING MESS, THE ORIGINAL POEM IS BY QUAZZIRAH SYEIKH ARIFFIN, A TURKISH POET. THE TRANSLATION IS EASY TO FIND WITH PREVIOUSLY FUCKING MENTIONED WONDER OF HUMANITY GOOGLE. SIDE NOTE TO THIS, IT SEEMS BOB MARELY ALSO MAY HAVE QUOTED THIS. GOOD FOR FUCKING HIM IF HE DID. YOU WANT TO BE POETIC AND SHIT AND HAVE YOUR FANCY ASS QUOTES GO RIGHT ON AHEAD

BUT

DO NOT

FUCK

WITH MY SHAKESPEARE

1:35am July 25, 2014

I went to bed early so I’d be well rested, and I was pretty tired, but guess what. I can’t sleep.

12:05am July 25, 2014

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

11:17pm July 24, 2014

avatargrace:

element-of-change:

avatarparallels:

Sokka once had a sexist attitude (The Water Tribe were traditional with gender roles because it was “the natural order of things”) but after being humbled by Suki and her fellow Kyoshi Warriors, he began to see women as equals and developed a newfound respect for them. 

A++++ Character Development

 OH MAN I CAN GO ON AND ON WITH THIS ONE    # but this is my favorite character arc    # the first five minutes of this show already mentioned the word ‘sexist’    # I knew it was going to be special    # and its a girl calling out her brother that he’s an idiot    # his sexism stems from ignorance    # and the viewers get to understand WHY he was sexist    # he grew up in a environment where the men were warriors    # but he never (and the series never showed) female water tribe warriors    # his father entrusted him to look after the tribe and his sister    # he doesn’t think men are better than women    #but rather he believed there are certain things women at good at (feminine activities like sewing and men are good at (masculine activities    # imagine katara had to go put up with this bullshit    # she calls him out but does he listen? no    # because he’s stubborn and people tend to not listen to their family members    # so he needed someone very special to smack that sexism out his system    # Suki made him a better person    # after being outmatched by this superior warrior    # he HUMBLES himself and took his humiliation an opportunity to learn from someone who is clearly more skilled    # and then he APOLOGIZES his behavior    # again Suki teaches him another lesson when he said ‘I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior’

Yeah I mean I couldn’t agree more when it comes to this…that the WORD “SEXIST” APPEARS IN THIS SHOW AT ALL let alone in THE FIRST MINUTE of in-narrative dialogue is exceptional.

I firmly believe that Katara’s instant, prodigious mastery of Waterbending reaffirms this development, as does Sokka’s unerring friendship with the incomparable Toph Beifong.

ATLA WAS A MASTERPIECE

I MEAN KATARA FUCKING DESTROYED THE WATERTRIBE PATRIARCHY AT THE END SEASON 1

10:47pm July 24, 2014

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

Actually, I disagree. You don’t need to be bringing your rifle or your shotgun to the grocery store. A pistol is fine. Parking lots can be a dangerous place, depending on where you live or who you are. I think it’s perfectly fine to carry something small like a pistol on you, should you have to defend yourself.